so-o-o, susie's comforter (intended to) comforted susie with the following comforting sentiment the other day:
Now you may want to skip to the poem I wrote about Susie's pain, it's at the end of this e-mail, and it's very short, so you might miss it if you don't look real carefully. (Bob's Editors) The poem's called, "PAIN". And for those of you sick of reading so many words spewn forth from my fingers, "PAIN" is only two lines long. Just 5 words. Brevity is the soul of wit. Bob's not learned that lesson well, yit. (Bob's Editors)
he or she, The Comforter, is a wonderful person, did i fail to assure you'en? i actually like this person, he or she. he or she really LOVES suz-zee, in a way he or she is SURE yours truly does not, or cannot, or only has the ability to INTEND to love suz-zee, did i fail to inform thee? and, rest assured, if only that caring he or she could only bee, here, with suz-zee, then that love of my life might finally get that CONSTRUCTIVE HELP my love can only get from the likes of he or she, and be relieved of the ADDED BURDEN which I AM TO SUZ-ZEE. UNDOUBTEDLY WITH CERTAINTY AND F-EYE-NAL-I-TEE .
so, be assured, all ye comforters, ye constructive helpers, and ye un-added burdeners, that bobs blog http://wwwbobs-blog.blogspot.com/ most assuredly does NOT satisfy Blob's NEED, yes the goddess did give Blob lots a' needs most of which remain un-Comfort-Ed on account a' ole' Satan, God's Fallen-but-Still-Powerful-Angel, hurtin' Suz-zee, TO SHARE, the PAIN, which is NOT, MY pain, BUT SUZ-ZEE's PAIN, with our F-R-I-E-N-D-S, as well as Suz-zee's C-O-M-F-O-R-T-E-R-S (see "Job", The Comforter chapters. Jewish bible. aka Old Testament).
so, to those who think i only know how, to write, at l-----e-----------n----------------g------------------------t---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------h,
about MYSELF
ME
I- may I, instead, share, with thee, a little poem I wrote, 'bout what, susie's, going through, every hour, of every, day, despite, taking Oxycontin, 12-hr. release, twice a day, plus Dilaudin, when pain spikes my wife's bee-you-t-ful bod-dee? Here goes the poem:
Pain
Susie HURTS.
ALL the time.
cc: The Comforter (you know who you are), and the TRUE friends of Susie AND Bob
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