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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter! May we all continue to find New Life

18 comments:

  1. You're new life is going to be in a mental institute.

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  2. Dear Uncreative and Derivative Anonymous (April 9, 2012 at 8:07 a.m.),

    Your Comment is SO LAME. This stuff has been said, and totally shot down by me, so many times it tells me you're either: a) retarded, or b) unaware of the previous Comments to the same effect, or c) ignorant, or d) all of the above.

    Given that places where people are involuntarily committed for psychiatric care are commonly called "mental hospitals," I can only conclude that you are probably correctly discerning that I have the intellectual gravitas and psychological sophistication to obtain an academic position at a mental institute for the study of the retarded people in our society, like you. And you are correct in that.

    Now, my new life began more than a year ago. I have not yet sought the position you correctly assume, and infer, I'm fully qualified for at just such an institute for the study of mental defectives such as yourself, so I have not yet worked in such an organization. But perhaps one day I shall. And if I do, you will be the first case of severely retarded intellectual functioning and development in the Sub-Human Population that I will ask my research assistants to have hospitalized so that I may find out what made you so stupid.

    Thanks SO much for writing in and identifying yourself as a prime subject for my eventual study.

    All best,

    A Brilliant Man Whom You Look Up To With Adoration, Admiration, and Deep Envy

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    1. P.S., idiot: The correct usage is "your," not "you're."

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  3. Involuntary committment? You should turn yourself in.

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    1. Dear Clearly Committable Anonymous (April 10, 2012 at 8:56 a.m.),

      Give me reasons why I should, and I'll consider your suggestion. But a monkey like you HAS no reason, no reasons, so I'll move onto your next meaningless Comment.

      All best,

      The Un-Committed Writer

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  4. That your, you're thing is a killer. Bob will rip you a new one if you miss that. Better get a proofreader.

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    1. Dear Illiterate Anonymous (April 10, 2012 at 6:54 p.m.),

      I love whatever you call your second "sentence." When you've finished first grade and learn how to express yourself in English, I'll be able to respond to you.

      By the way, if I thought I needed a proofreader, I'd retain the services of a literate person. And you don't qualify.

      All best,

      The Writer You Can Only Wish You Could Be

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  5. Why Bob should voluntarily turn himself in for institutionalization:

    (1) Save the taxpayers money on an unnecessary court process for the inevitable
    (2) There are plenty of people just like you there where you can try out your comedy routine and not offend anyone
    (3) There’s some real good professionals who can provide you with the help you need
    (4) You can dance all you want and no one will give a crap
    (5) It’s the one place you will never have to worry about getting kicked out of
    (6) It’s gotta beat living out of a sleeping bag
    (7) As your mental health continues to deteriorate it can be monitored with your medication intake altered appropriately
    (8) Maybe you can find some legal wrong doing in your new hospital home where you can threaten a class action suit
    (9) You can get out of everyone face once and for all
    (10) Shock therapy!
    (11) Maybe they will let you out once in awhile on a supervised visit to Middlesex Community College where you can take a course on writing since you clearly need it

    If you find any spelling errors in my comment print them out and shove them up your ass.

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    1. Dear Delusional Anonymous (April 11, 2012 at 9:29 a.m.),

      I continue to see my psychotherapist weekly, by my choice. I am a writer and the psychotherapy discipline is a great way for me to hold my feet to the fire to continue to make big changes in my life, the kind you can only dream of making in yours. That's the serious answer to your idiotic fantasy.

      I'd love to meet a cretin like you, but you don't have the self-confidence to meet a Man, son.

      God will forgive you your sins, if you just repent.

      All best,

      The Quite Sane Writer you Aspire to Be but have neither the Native Intelligence nor Educational Background to be or become

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  6. Does this asshole Bobby live in a sleeping bag? Ha! That's great. Did you see his Facebook pics? He has one with his fag grandson and it looks like he's about to rape the poor bastard. Good one to post.

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  7. Dear Hate-Filled and Jealous Anonymous (April 11, 2012 at 9:32 a.m.),

    You've been writing quite a number of Comments this morning, son. Why don't you contact me so you can tell me what you want to tell me face to face, man to man, and not in the shadows of anonymity, where wimps and wusses like you grow, like mushrooms and other fungi.

    All best,

    The Man you Envy, Continually, Constantly

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  8. You've met me at the club you fool. You wanted to suck my dick and then wanted me to fuck your prune of a wife. Do you make that offer to ever mere mortal you meet?

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    1. Dear Closeted Gay Anonymous (April 11, 2012 at 9:51 a.m.),

      Your persistent homosexual fantasies demonstrate, beyond a reasonable doubt, that you ARE gay. Just admit it, son. There's nothing WRONG with your being gay. Really. You're in the 10% of the population who were born gay. It's okay, dude.

      All best,

      A Heterosexual MAN

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  9. Would that argument hold up in court you cocksucker? Can your dick hold up at all when you see that monstrous bitch of a wife you? We're all loving your replies. Is that you standup? Your a reverse insult comic? You take all the punches and come back with nothing. Good thing you not losing anymore cases in the courtroom. Just losing at everything else now I see.

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  10. Why are people attacking this guy? Is he a pedophile or something?

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    1. Dear Questioning Anonymous (April 12, 2012 at 6:05 p.m.),
      No, I am not a pedophile.

      The reasons for the attack are numerous and complex but it usually comes down to one of the following:

      1. They resent and are jealous and envious of the freedom I exhibit in my life.

      2. They don't like the fact that I do not back down from an argument about politics, law, or anything else I care about.

      3. They have Oedipal Complex issues in the case of the men or Electra Complex issues in the case of women.

      4. Ask them.

      I've written extensively about these issues on the blog. Look and you'll find the blog posts with my considered analysis of these issues.

      All best,

      The Attacked One

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  11. You sound unstable. You can categorize everybody who dislikes you into four groups? Are you getting help?

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  12. Dear Puzzled Anonymous (April 12, 2012 at 6:26 p.m.),

    I was asked a question and I gave an off-hand answer. It's a hypothesis, get it?

    I am not "unstable" but I do live a dynamic life, always seeking new experiences and challenges. Try it, you might feel alive then.

    I am helping myself by living as a free man, without regard to the conventional views of people like you, who obviously lack imagination and chutzpah.

    All best,

    A Free Man you can only dream of being like

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